O BS na Imprensa Internacional - pelo enviado especial Carlos Grosso

Bom dia. O meu nome é Carlos Grosso e sou o correspondente no estrangeiro do órgão REPÓRTER BS. O objectivo das minhas córnicas é mostrar como o BS é visto lá fora, mas cá dentro.

Esta semana, em homenage às eleições nos States vou começar pelo Washington Posta. Aqui vai:

"Orange Avalanche

YELLOWS

Michael Games (2) - Suffer in the goal and usual abulia as field player.

Mary (2) - Morning less right and very little secure.

Vitory (2) - Exibition less good of season but generous and spirit of sacrifice
demonstrated.

Toy Zen (1) - With actuation so give away and mofinite run the rumour at the end of
the game only scored because wanted to aliviate at the sea. Wanna buy new shoes?

Paul Pint (2) - In that manner eaganzated and bad-ajambred always took worst solution,
causing despair of team mates with disparatated kicks trying to reach the Leça River.

Man Easy (1) - It´s very hard to classify this player. Ronc, neglect, ronc again, madrace, lazy, looks little to classify his performance in the past weekend. Did not lack shame in the face to spend all game criticizing yellow colleagues. Only seen.

ORANGES

John Marks (4) - Fabulous performance only spoted by chicken on first adversary goal.

Arnold (4) - Quality exhibition and very work.

Joseph August (4) - Smashed adversary team with his 5 goals and attacking moves.

Pepper (4) - Did best exhibition of season, running and fighting hard. Is expacializing
in scoring beautiful goals.

Michael Dick (3) - The most discreet of team but with satisfying performance.

Best man in the field - Joseph August
Laughing stock of the week - Man Easy
Talk of the week - "Don't mark one-on-one or this will be a massacre" said by Man Easy when, 10 minutes before the end, the result was 10-3."

Até para a semana, onde enviarei a visão
do BS segundo a Gazeta dello Sporte.